The Oscars Have Ended…
… And I’m Still Offended!
Well, it’s over. The Oscars have been handed out. Ben Affleck (director of Argo), Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln), Jennifer Lawrence (Silver Linings Playbook), Anne Hathaway (Les Miserables) and Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained) are the undisputed winners of this years’ celebration. They all deserve their awards, but I’m bothered by another burning question – an unjustice of epic proportions, a tragedy of horrific magnitude!
Why didn’t I get an Oscar?! Has nobody seen my movies?! My heartbreaking, terrifying, immensly funny, dramatic and action-packed movies (well, OK, videos) have been completely overlooked!
There is nothing left for me to do but try even harder and make even better movies and continue sending pleading letters to the Academy. They’ll have no choice, they’ll have to admit that I’m a genius in the end!
Did your favourites win? Do you think I deserve an Oscar for my outstanding work? Do you have any videos that you feel could be Oscar material? Let me know how you feel!